are you ready to be part

There will be ninjas

There will be zombies

and lots of heads

They don't make movies like they used to anymore do they? You know what we're talking about. Pointless gore, grossout moment and plenty of booby threaded together with a tiny budget. Well we have one mission, we're bringing back the crap and YOU can be a part of it!

Actors/ Actresses

Fancy a role in the worst film ever made? Want o get a feature film on your CV? From drama students in main roles to background zombies we need you. Get in touch and tell us about yourself and we'll find the perfect role for you.

Production Crew

Can you borrow a camera? Do you know how to make fake blood? We currently have one camera secured and one sound engineer but have plenty of roles still to be filled. We need lighting, make up and SFX urgently.

From the blog

May 16, 2013

Incredible location confirmed!

We have sent out hundreds of requests for permission to in and around Scotland and our dreams have just come true and our favourite location has, just confirmed that we will be allowed to film in this remarkable spot!

May 15, 2013

Real life action star confirmed!

His identity will remain a secret until a little later but we are proud to announce that we have an actions star of Hollywood movies confirmed to play, the lead role in the film! Furthermore, he does all of his own stunts!

Feb 12, 2013

Script chosen for film

Courtesy of Simply Scripts and after reading no fewer than 800 scripts we have chosen our favourite and it's a belter. Murderers, maniacs, bimbos, himbos and plenty of zombies. It's gonna be scarier than being buried alive in a crashing place full of spiders with clown pilots then drowning in darkness in a sea of sharks...

Why Help?

Didn't you always want to be in or make a movie?

They say that everyone has a good book in them but I say everyone has a bad movie in them just dying to get out. For a minimal amount of time and effort we will produce a good ol fashioned slasher b-movie just like the old days. And I don't mean a Tarantino style b-movie I mean a genuine, creepy, shaky cam, homemade, over the top blood and gore fest the like which hasn't been seen since 1978.

Give us money or give us a hand. For 10 bucks you can get your name in the credits, for 20 we'll send you a severed finger from the actual film! If you don't have any cash then come and be a part of the movie. It's going to be a great experience, you might learn something and you'll help make this feature length movie happen!